The Legend of Chachi

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once upon a time in ancient japan, there was a teacher who went to 
the Sayonara institute every day to teach all the little japanese 
kids how to draw big monsters with hundreds of tentacles they use to 
rape little schoolgirls. And he had a dog named Chachi, who looked a 
little like Scott Baio. Chachi followed him to the train station 
every day and sat there waiting for him to return. 
(on a side note, the japanese didn't have trains in ancient times, 
but they were close to getting them invented. so they built a lot of 
train stations in anticipation of all the trains that would soon 
litter the countryside.)
so one day, Chachi followed his master to the station and waited for 
him to return. but the teacher had a heart attack while eating some 
nasty school food, and died. so Chachi waited and waited, but his 
master never came back.

poor chachi.

he waited for three months, and the people that came to the train 
station knew that he was waiting for a master that would never 
return, so they were nice to him and gave him food. one day, a man 
that looked very similar to his master came by, but by that time, 
Chachi had forgotten what his master even looked like.
in time, Chachi died, and the japanese people erected (hee, hee) a 
statue of him at the station. it is still there to this day, and they 
say if you rub it, you will get fleas.