The Tragic Tale of Gerardo Jose

so, gerardo jose calls me the other day, and he says to me, "benito, 
why am i shunned by the other jose brothers?" and i says back to him, 
"gerardo, it's because you don't exist, man. don't take it 
personally. and also because you stink."

gerardo has had it rough lately. his donkey has been reposessed, and 
his wife left him, so he's been fucking a cabbage for the last couple 
of months. so if he offers you coleslaw, don't accept it. eew.