The Benito Jose Experience:
Here's my old geocities site (without the annoying popup ads) from back in the
day when I went to Kaskaskia College. Note the quality craftsmanship and dedication
to customer satisfaction. The page has mostly been left exactly as it appeared
in 1999. Enjoy!
i can't believe someone actually won my lunch contest! curses!
Before You Browse This Page...
...You should know a few things. First of all, these days there are a
lot of tools available that make homepages easy to design. Thus, there
are about a million sites out there by people named PaRtyGirL 24 filled
with meaningful content such as "I love Matchbox 20!!" and "Here are
some pics of my dog Fluffy!" Who the fuck cares?! Quit wasting valuable
server space and put something meaningful up.
In this rebellious spirit we present the Benito Jose Experience.
Here at Benito Jose Headquarters we don't believe in using snazzy
homepage editors to hype up a page with brainless content. Indeed, we
believe in the exact opposite, creating a page chock full of
entertaining bits and using absolutely NO flashy gimmicks to
appeal to PaRtyGirL, whose attention span is about two seconds. Chances
are, if you've read this far, you're the audience we're targeting. And
that target is probably a very, very small one, indeed.
This page was created using ONLY Microsoft Write, Microsoft Paintbrush, the Geocities Homepage Editor, and LView.
This page is Jose enhanced. Click here to see if
your bowser supports Jose applications.
Last Updated: January 16, 1999
not much added. but i have all the pics for the photo gallery scanned. all i have to do is get my lazy ass to upload them...
This page has won the prestigious blue ribbon for excellence!
If it's JOSE, it's got to be good!
Table of Contents
Chapter One:
Chapter Three and a half:
Chapter Seven Hundred:
Chapter Eleventy Hundred:
Benito's Jose Photo Gallery
Chapter Thirteen, Because I'm Bankrupt...:
The Final Chapter:
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e-mail me (don't. this address doesn't exist anymore) at bjose@siu.edu
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Geocities:
Where they can put that little pop-up box on your page if they damn
well please, because they gave you the page in the first place,
mister!!!
Get your own Free Home Page.
not a copyright 1998 benito jose enterprises. All images,
unless blatantly ripped off, are original works by Scott Powers and he
shore would appreciate it if you asked him before using them, even
though he doesn't personally indulge in such superficial,
time-consuming practices.