Don Juan de Jose

Real Name: Adam Hale
Occupation: Movie Star, Pimp, Scientist, Musician
Age: 1 or 5,976
Height: 5'9" or so
Weight: 140ish
Blood Type: XXX

Special Moves

Juan-Two-Three Windup Punch
Butt Dance
Snoopy Attack
The heretofore unknown Jose ability to go away to school and have fun

Story

Juan is great
Juan is good
If you haven't done Juan yet,
You probably should

-Ancient Chinese Proverb

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