I’m a dime a dozen what a steal be real
That’s six a nickel cousin but you gotta cut a deal
Nothin special fuzzin from frantically fanning flames
In the fog barely buzzin like a bug on what remains
I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen cuz my puns are pretty cheap
I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen at the bottom of the heap

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I wasn’t gonna plug another song today
But life threw me some shit and now I got something to say
About how we interact with individuals every day
Is the aggregate remembered after your fire fades away
It’s okay, that’s the way life works little guy
We all receive the entirety of a lifetime ’til we die
It doesn’t matter how and it doesn’t matter why
Can’t ignore mortality no matter how hard you try
AI brings entirely new realities to light
But it might find we’re an inefficient blight
Wandering around in circles greeting everyone in sight
Saying ‘hi how’s the weather is your family all right?’
What an inefficient query when the data’s right there
In the cloud cross-referenced just for anyone to share
Packet loss is massive on a thousand yard stare
Just ask the algorithm for the whys and the wheres
It impairs the probability of success when I interact
With anything that requires the measurements be exact
Compound inequality’s an unavoidable fact
Only operands in effect are how we select to react
So the sum of every min and every max will be average
Until the land is littered with humanoid cadaverage
Thought our reign was going to be greater than it was
And yet we had a good run but now we’re cheaper by the dozen

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I’m a dime a dozen what a steal be real
That’s six a nickel cousin but you gotta cut a deal
Nothin special fuzzin from frantically fanning flames
In the fog barely buzzin like a bug on what remains

I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen cuz my puns are pretty cheap
I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen at the bottom of the heap

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Doesn’t take a mathemagician to calculate
That I put off for tomorrow until today is too late
Even adjusted for cost of living inflated pretty great
A dollar twenty a gross is a pretty fine rate
For a pup summed up as the runt of the litter
A punk no one wants with a heart of a quitter
Little bitter about the breeder getting rid of me so cheap
So imma shit on the new owner’s sheets as he sleeps
In deep so much I can never look back
In the past I was always picked last in the pack
Genetics is a bitch but it’s on the right track
Dropped in a ditch gotta bite that hand back
I’m jacked to become the league’s most improved player
Grinding from level one to become a dragonslayer
You other naysayers haven’t got a prayer
Call me baklava cuz I got so many layers
Debates be ragin’ between Drake and Lamar
So Kendrick drops bombs from in front of his car
If that’s the kinda shit you’re gonna get when you’re a star
Piss on being big man I dig where we are
So far I been plodding on an upright path
Won some lost some haven’t done the math
Didn’t win the match but it wasn’t a bloodbath
Can’t move too fast from a poor dog’s wrath

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I’m a dime a dozen what a steal be real
That’s six a nickel cousin but you gotta cut a deal
Nothin special fuzzin from frantically fanning flames
In the fog barely buzzin like a bug on what remains

I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen cuz my puns are pretty cheap
i’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen at the bottom of the heap

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More milieu- than apres- garde vision
I don’t expect my mission going far before collision
Making the incision as I’m taking away your tonsils
Tell it to the pharmaceutical industrial consuls
They’re responsible for reprehensible indefensible acts
Cuz that’s the kind of ass that capitalism attracts
Not got any better governmental ideas but the facts
Putting profit over people has us running off tracks
Advancing through the gardes till I get to avant
More idiot than not in the idiot savant
I taunt you from the front and commend you from the back
Cut me a little slack while I scramble through the stack
I attack every enemy with unrelenting malaise
Hard to see me coming cuz I’m blurry from the haze
I’m spending all the interest that my day job pays
Trying to raise a catchy phrase maybe make the latest craze
It’s a phase where I’m trying to play things out verbally
Instead of patiently waiting sedating myself herbally
The urge to surge upward and outward to the stars
Admittedly hasn’t advanced my commitment very far
The bar that I’ve been setting every day with my soul
Held low so my old bony knees won’t go
Saw the dime a dozen sticker said ‘hell no
Don’t they know webdisaster demands a nickel a show?’

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I’m a dime a dozen what a steal be real
That’s six a nickel cousin but you gotta cut a deal
Nothin special fuzzin from frantically fanning flames
In the fog barely buzzin like a bug on what remains

I’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen cuz my puns are pretty cheap
i’m a dime a dozen
I’m a dime a dozen at the bottom of the heap